Hi, I'm Muffin!

Here is some information about me:

I don't like other bunnies.
I'm a great bunny for experienced bunny owners.

I don't like:
cats, dogs, kids, loud noises, to be groomed, to be held, to be picked up,

I am:
curious, demanding, dominant, litter box trained, spicy, territorial,

I like:
to chew, to decorate, to dig,

Advanced Rabbit Experience Necessary

Muffin takes pride in her ability to teach people self control. Beauty is to be enjoyed with your eyes, a feeling in your soul… just like a masterpiece in an art gallery, touching her is not part of the experience.

She is entertaining. She loves puzzles and toys. Providing her with said enrichment also gives you the opportunity to know what a matador feels like, when a bull charges at him with the intent to do great harm.

When it comes to grooming, attempting to trim her nails alone is akin to brushing a shark’s teeth. It may be possible, but anyone with any sense of self preservation knows better than to try.

Brushing her??? You are going to have better luck braiding the hair on a giraffe.

Muffin is not, and never will be, ok or normal. I have accepted her for who she is, and honestly, my heart breaks for her. I don’t believe that animals are just mean like this from birth. Something happened to her. And it had to be really bad.

Please note, she is aggressive to all living things. Cats, dogs, kids, adults, other rabbits… she CANNOT be in a cage. A large pen is an absolute necessity. She has had full medical examinations, spent 7 months on Prozac, and I have also tried punishing her for bad behavior. It doesn’t work. It makes her worse. Muffin wants to watch you. She wants to know you are there, but don’t mess with her. Give her things to do, and leave her alone!!